Some readers and friends have been asking whether the Center of the Universe minds being blogged about. Common question: Doesn’t he want to tell his side of the story?
Others have asked about whether all the attention is going to his head.
Answer to the first question: Let him get his own blog. It’s not my problem.
Answer to the second question: How would that change anything? (Assuming we could even notice.)
Answer to the unasked question: He respects funny more than he respects truth. Sometimes.